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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time