do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD